Unbelievable

So, I just had the fastest failed IM-chat with a submissive boy yet on record. It took him days to finally log on and IM me, which should have been a sign he didn't take this seriously.

He finally gets around to it, though, and I agree to talk to him. Within a few minutes, we're having what I consider to be a polite, get-to-know-you conversation. This is not, in my opinion, a moment when you start telling me intimate sexual details just yet. And that's because A) I haven't asked you for them, and B) dude, I'm not here to be your wank-off material. (Can you already see where this is going?) Anyway, he brings up my being from the South first and foremost, and makes a crack about me knowing a thing or two about slavery because of that.

Oh no, you didn't.

Ok, dude, the suffering and enslavement of many unwilling people for hundreds of years and the fun, consensual, and safe enslavement of willing boys are NOT the same thing. One has a particularly painful cultural legacy for millions of people, and the other is something many people enjoy, and to conflate them is not particularly a good way to kick off a conversation with a stranger you are hopefully trying to impress.

Anyway, I tried to be light and polite in my redirection of the conversation to better topics.

We start talking about how he hasn't been in the lifestyle for awhile. I am already getting a bad vibe -- this guy sounds like a bit of a wannabe -- but I try and work with it. I ask him what he did in the meantime. His response: something about working/dating and the line "And masturbating to the idea of being someone's property." Then an "Oops!" and a smiley-face-with-cheeky-tongue.

Dude, fuck off. You are so obviously trying to chat up a Domme for your own personal kicks. You have no interest in me, or getting to know me, or respecting me. I called him out -- I basically told him "Let's try and observe some ground rules about when we start talking about sexual subjects." You will not believe what that wanker responded with: he starts ranting about the South, about how we're still lynching people, etc. And he ended with the retort, "Please go back."

My response: "You are certainly giving me a reason to."

Good luck to that stupid fucker -- he's going to need it.